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By the time I got to the handsomest man in the room, I could tell we were both exhausted.I was tired from putting on the performance of my life, and he was tired from all the normals he'd had to speak to.
"The online 'bottoms' sign-up sheet was all filled up! If I wanted to sail with the boys on this gay Noah's ark, I had to maybe fib to myself a little." And look where that got me. If you learn anything from me at all, it's that you should always dress how you want to feel, not how you actually feel.One gentleman, for example, interrupted me halfway throughout our introductions and asked with a smile, "Are you a Greek god? I gave him the ol' side eye and sipped out of my beer suspiciously. "I would love to take you back to my apartment to photograph you." Flattered, and with a bit of beer foam dribbling out of my mouth, I politely declined." Convinced I had misheard him, I asked him to repeat that. I know how that scenario usually ends: a rain coat, an axe and "Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News blasting from a stereo.The human race must have really pissed off a love god from some pantheon to be punished with the literal hell that is OKStupid.Although I have no plans to meet with any of the men from my speed-dating event, I'm glad I went.I had no desire to impress or pretend to be interested in anything that wasn't sleep -- or pizza, or a burrito, or both at the same time -- which is a shame, because this gentleman was like a surprisingly nice dessert section in a really bad buffet.
I could still tell he had a great personality to match his Prince Eric looks.
I do have a potty mouth, lol im working on it, my swear jar could fund government and buy me a new car. I'm a big girl let's be honest about that but i love to workout and eat healthy.
I swim with sharks and explore the world, playing with dangerous animals as I do so. I work for the mental health players as a peer advocate while I finish my sociology degree. I love reading, writing, drawing, tv, hiking, cuddling, and so much more! I live one day at a time and try not to sweat the crazy shit. I’m a loving person and trying to enjoy this beautiful life. :) I’m low key and down to earth responsible person.
There was a drizzle of uneasy laughter from the men in line. These men weren't the living mannequins you see gliding on the roller skates of their good looks through Chelsea.
It was like a nightmarish game of dodgeball that would air on LOGO.
Unfortunately, we were both the human equivalents of melted ice at the bottom of a cooler previously filled with beer, dreams and the empty promise of a good time.